Marvelously witty and astonishingly good-looking, Apple was raised by meteorologists in Antarctica until the age of 37, when she realized she was
a. not a penguin, although, like them, she could not fly without technological assistance, yet looked fantastic in a tux; b. not a meteorologist, either, which disappointed her mum only slightly, given the pay in academia. (Someone's got to plan for retirement.)
A Gemini, Apple has been known to dither endlessly over restaurant menus, and then order a Cobb salad with dressing on the side. Extremely high-maintenance, and enjoys it.
She's not a starving artiste, but she plays one on TV.
